Could’ve Been

I could’ve been a world-famous rock star instead of a writer. But I was already at my computer when my cat wouldn’t get off my lap.

St Peter: Why have you done nothing with your life? You were fated to bring world peace and be insanely rich.  Me: I had a cat on my lap

Why didn’t I go with the benevolent aliens to travel the stars? I had a cat on my lap.

Why didn’t I go with the rich, handsome love of my life to eat chocolates in our new Swiss chalet? I had a cat on my lap.

I, the famous astrophysicist,  didn’t get up to save the earth from an asteroid, because I had a cat on my lap.

New Strap-On Pussy-Carrier!  When you have a life to live, but the cat won’t leave!  Now with litter! (I’m gonna make millions)

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About franny666

I'm a virtual spelunker into the darkest caverns of Hell and Imagination. Also, I like donuts
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3 Responses to Could’ve Been

  1. Z says:

    For me it was not a cat on my lap; more a monkey on my back.

  2. Drakmarth says:

    Why didn’t I feed the cat? Because I had a cat on my lap.

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