Monthly Archives: September 2011

All Souls Go To Dogs

I transferred my dying boyfriend’s soul into our dog. I think it worked. He still humps my leg and refuses to fetch my slippers.

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Fishy Stars

The little fish loved to look at the stars, but they were always blurry. He died happily at the bottom of a boat, staring at the clear stars.      

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Lens

I watched as blurry images and feelings swirled above me, through me, but they wouldn’t focus. Armed with my keyboard, I solidified them into words.

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Someone to Lick

‘All I want is someone to lick me’ was a song intended for the niche S&M market. The label was surprised, but not disappointed, when it became a hit with young, angsty house cats everywhere.  

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The Ring

The ring didn’t fit anymore. It chafed, made her finger swollen and sore. It seemed as good a reason as any to get a divorce.

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Lollipop

I dug and dug, ignoring the new blisters, ignoring the bursting old ones. Finally the earth was prepared to receive its plantings of lollipops! I toiled until I snuggled into bed. I awoke early, excited to see what my crop … Continue reading

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Legacy

With the heat of the end of the world bearing down on us, I yearned for only one thing: for someone, somewhere, to remember my Twitter gems.

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