I work hard, but I gotta play
So much porn, but short are the days
You gotta choose, you can’t delay
You want it straight, gay or anime?
Who cares about society’s mores
“I like it just about any way”
At least that’s what he say
But me, I like it anime.
Straight’s got the best clichés
Gay’s got a kinky dossier
But when I want real risqué
All the way, it’s anime!